Global Warming Proven!

And here's the proof:

[C]omputer models indicate that surface air temperatures on the ... Planet increased by 0.65 C (1.17 F) during from the 1970s to the 1990s.
Now, before anyone goes screaming at me, I will freely admit that I left one word out. That word, indicated by the ellipsis in the sentence above, is "Red."

The planet that has warmed by 1.17 degrees Fahrenheit is Mars, not the Earth.

So, there's two plausible explanations for this:
  1. The Martians are all driving SUVs, using incandescent lights, and electing Republican leaders.
  2. The warming trend on both Mars and Earth are due to a source separate from both of them... like, say, the Sun.
I imagine that #2 is the more likely explanation.

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