Stupid Headline of the Day

I kid you not.

MSNBC: "College Drinking Games Lead to Higher Blood Alcohol Levels."

Up next, "Turning Lights On Improves Visibility at Night."

How Irish Crooks Prepare for a Christmas Party

Leave it to the Irish to pull something like this for beer:

DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) — Irish police were hunting for a beer bandit who stole 450 full kegs from the Guinness brewery — the largest heist ever at Ireland's largest brewer.

National police said a lone man drove into the brewery — a Dublin landmark and top tourist attraction — on Wednesday and hitched his truck to a fully loaded trailer awaiting delivery to city pubs.

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Police said the raider took 180 kegs of Guinness stout, 180 kegs of U.S. lager Budweiser and 90 kegs of Danish beer Carlsberg. Guinness brews both of those foreign brands under license for sale in Ireland.

Yep, someone's gonna have a heck of a Christmas party.

Just for Fun

A prisoner in New Hampshire filed a complaint regarding the kosher food he receives in prison. The prisoner also included a hard boiled egg with the complaint.

The judge, one James R. Muirhead of the US District Court, issued the following ruling:

No fan I am
Of the egg at hand.
Just like no ham
On the kosher plan.
This egg will rot
I kid you not.
And stink it can
This egg at hand.
There will be no eggs at court
To prove a clog in your aort.
There will be no eggs accepted.
Objections all will be rejected.
From this day forth
This court will ban
hard-boiled eggs of any brand.
And if you should not understand
The meaning of the ban at hand
Then you should contact either Dan,
the Deputy Clerk, or my clerk Jan.

I do not like eggs in the file.
I do not like them in any style.
I will not take them fried or boiled.
I will not take them poached or broiled.
I will not take them soft or scrambled
Despite an argument well-rambled.
No fan I am
Of the egg at hand.
Destroy that egg!
Today! Today!
Today I say! Without delay!
SO ORDERED (with apologies to Dr. Seuss).

Now there's a judge who can write.

A Laugh, and a Pointed Point

A Hollywood writer using a pen name--conservatives in Hollywood have to, ya know--lets loose in grand snarky style about this season's anti-war films. Read it. Really. (Link is, as usual, in the title.)

Silly Question

If I find lots of stuff to blog about in one day, does that mean that I am on a "blogroll"?

Just wondering...